Drugs For Life (Run For Your Life) Well, you know I’m nearly dead, little girl And I can hardly stand I sometimes lose my head, little girl And I don't know where I am   Well you know I’ve been on drugs all my life, little girl Senility running rife, little girl Forgotten how to use a knife Things ain’t right, little girl   Well, you know that I take sertralene To try and keep my mind clear and keen And I’ve spent my whole life Trying drugs to treat symptoms and signs   Well you know I’ve been on drugs all my life, little girl Senility running rife, little girl Forgotten how to use a knife Things ain’t right, little girl   Let this be a sermon I mean everything I've said Baby, I'm determined I don’t wanna end up dead   Well you know I’ve been on drugs all my life, little girl Senility running rife, little girl Forgotten how to use a knife Things ain’t right, little girl   Well, you know ...

  Now That I'm Decrepit (If I Needed Someone) I’m so old I’ve lost my hearing And yes I’ll lose my sight I’m fearing Now that I’m decrepit   I’m losing my mind and my hair Though I haven’t much to spare Now that I’m decrepit   Now you see I’m old and grey And it’s my teeth I mostly miss So all that I can eat now is mush   And now I know we’re both the same And maybe you will play a game with me Now that I’m decrepit Ah, ah, ah, ah   I’m losing my mind and my hair Though I haven’t much to spare Now that I’m decrepit   Now you see I’m old and grey And it’s my teeth I mostly miss So all that I can eat now is mush   And now I know we’re both the same And maybe you will play a game with me Now that I’m decrepit Ah, ah, ah, ah  

  Wait (Wait) I’m in a wheelchair Don’t stare or take pity on me I'll wheel away now Oh how that’s the way it should be   Wait 'til I come back to your side We'll forget the years we've tried   If I use a frame Take aim, turn me away And if my body’s weak Don’t speak, I’ll just decay   Wait 'til I come back to your side We'll forget the years we've tried   I have no hair And my teeth are rare And I’ve grown old As old as I can be   And if you do I'll trust in you And know that you Will age with me   I’m in a wheelchair Don’t stare or take pity on me I'll wheel away now Oh how that’s the way it should be   Wait 'til I come back to your side We'll forget the years we've tried   I have no hair And my teeth are rare And I’ve grown old As old as I can be   And if you do I'll trust in you And know that you Will age with me   If I use a frame Take...

  In My Life (I Can't Remember) (In My Life) Don’t you know I can’t remember All my life cause my mind’s deranged Gone forever, not for better Must have gone and remain unchanged   Don’t you know I have dementia And there are many friends I still can’t recall Some are dead and some are living In my life I’ve forgotten them all   I’m sure I had friends and lovers When I think of love as something new   And these memories have no meaning But what I really want to know is who are you   Though I know I'll often lose attention For people and things that went before And I try to stop and think about them In my life I can’t recall   Though I know I'll often lose attention For people and things that went before And I try to stop and think about them In my life I can’t recall   In my life I still can’t recall

  I Did A Doodoo (I'm Looking Through You) I did a doodoo Right in my pants A big, steaming doodoo Lucky I’ve Depends   I don't feel different Though I have changed I did a doodoo I’ve no more pain   My cheeks were moving I thought it was wind The follow through was soothing Lucky the Depends were pinned   It sure feels different It smells real game I did a doodoo I’ve no more pain   Why, tell me why Did you not treat me right I have a nasty habit Of soiling my pants overnight   Can’t go in public Especially today With this waft and stink There’s just no way   The only difference is while I’m there I did a doodoo And you're nowhere Why, tell me why Did you not treat me right I have a nasty habit Of soiling my pants overnight   I  did a doodoo Right in my pants A big, steaming doodoo Lucky I’ve Depends   I don't feel different Though I have changed ...

  Nursing Home (Girl) Is there anybody going to listen to my story Of how I came about to be in here My kids said they couldn’t look after me and they were sorry Now I won’t be getting out again I fear   Ah home Nursing home   When I think of all the times I tried so hard to leave here My kids will turn to me and start to cry And they promise me that they will take me out , I believe them After all this time, I don't know why   Ah home Nursing home   It’s the kind of place that leads you to despair You feel a fool If you say the cooking’s good, then I’ll know its misunderstood it’s gruel,   ooh, ooh, ooh   Ah home Nursing home   I was told when I was young that retirement would lead to pleasure? I didn’t understand it when they said When you’re in the home there’ll be no more days of leisure? Will the kids believe it when I’m dead?   Ah home Nursing home Ah home Nursing home ...

  What Goes On (What Goes On) What goes on all around ? What goes on in my mind? When you know It’s not too sound And I just can’t seem to find What goes on in my mind?   The other day I was lost as I walked along the road My mind was gone, didn’t know the way to my abode It's not easy when you’re turning eighty-five Tell me why?   What goes on all around ? What goes on in my mind? When you know It’s not too sound And I just can’t seem to find What goes on in my mind?   I can’t seem to remember when the dementia started And I can’t be sure if that caused us to be parted It's not easy when you’re turning eighty-five Tell me why?   Don’t know how to start With my mind so gone I can no longer play the game And everyday it gets harder and harder to remember my name It's not easy when you’re turning eighty-five Tell me why?   What goes on all around ? What goes on in my mind? When you know It’s not ...

  I Fell (Michelle) I fell, knee swells   And now my body is hurting like hell How I fell   I fell, knee swells Et Mon corps me fait mal comment l'enfer Mal comment l'enfer   It’s no use, it’s no use, it’s no use I just can’t find a way I guess I’ll have to stay Without my cane or frame You know I just can’t stand   I fell, knee swells Et Mon corps me fait mal comment l'enfer Mal comment l'enfer   I need to, I need to, I need to I need to make you see I’ve got a bungled up knee   At my age, my injury is worse than it seems At eighty-two   I’m eighty-two, I’m eighty-two, I’m eighty-two I think you know by now Can’t stand up no how Without my cane, I guess I just won’t be able to stand   I fell, knee swells Et Mon corps me fait mal comment l'enfer Mal comment l'enfer Without my cane or frame You know I just can’t stand How I fell

  It's Absurd (The Word) It’s absurd you know my mind’s free It’s absurd you know I’m up a tree It’s absurd I’m thinking at all I won’t come when you call   It's so fine, I’ve lost my mind It's absurd, love   In the beginning, everything was good But now my mind’s gone, I’m misunderstood   It’s absurd you know my mind’s free It’s absurd you know I’m up a tree It’s absurd I’m thinking at all I won’t come when you call   It's so fine, I’ve lost my mind It's absurd, love   Everywhere I go I hear it said You must take blue and white and polka dot meds   It’s absurd you know my mind’s free It’s absurd you know I’m up a tree It’s absurd I’m thinking at all I won’t come when you call   It's so fine, I’ve lost my mind It's absurd, love   Now that I know what I feel must be right I wish i could look and see the light   You know it’s absurd I’ve gotta say You know it’s absurd ...

  Think For Yourself (Think For Yourself) I had a word or two To say about the things that you do But they’re just goodbyes I just can’t remember what we had Even if I close my eyes   Do what you want to do And go where you're going to Think for yourself 'Cause my mind has also gone too   You left me far behind The ruins of my life now that I’ve lost my mind And though you still can't see You know my mind is mush It’s gonna cause more misery   Do what you want to do And go where you're going to Think for yourself 'Cause my mind has also gone too   Although your mind's clear Try thinking about mine, it’s gone I fear The future still looks bleak But you've got time to rectify All the things that you seek   Do what you want to do And go where you're going to Think for yourself 'Cause my mind has also gone too   Do what you want to do And go where you're going to Think for your...

  No Hair Man (Nowhere Man) He's a real no hair man Ashley and Martin now in his plans Blaming all his no hair tans on everybody   Only has a hair or two Knows not where it’s   going to Look into the mirror and see No hair   man please listen You don't know how much you’re   missing No hair   man, you can always use a spray can   He's as bald as he can be In his scalp, reflection you’re gonna see No hair man, I   can see it all No hair   man don't worry Take your time, don't hurry Leave it all 'til somebody else Lends you a can Ah, la, la, la, la   Only has a hair or two Knows not where it’s going to Look into the mirror and see No hair   man please listen You don't know how much you’re   missing No hair   man, you can always use a spray can   Ah, la, la, la, la   He's a real no hair man Ashley and Martin now in his plans Blaming all his no hair ta...

  Don't You Feed Me (You Won't See Me) Since you fed me up You know I’ve been enraged You say only mush I get at my age   And now its dinner time Solid food's hard to find Think I will lose my mind So don’t you feed me (don't you feed me) Don't you feed me (Don't you feed me)   Time after time I refuse to even listen Since I saw that mush MY appetite went missing   I ain’t No fool I don't want that gruel And don’t be so cruel So don’t you feed me (don't you feed me) Don't you feed me (don't you feed me)   Time after time You refuse to even listen Since i saw that mush My appetite went missing   Though the days are few They're filled with tears And since I lost you It feels like years   Yes, it seems so long Since my appetite been gone And I just can't go on So don’t you feed me (don’t you feed me) Don’t you feed me (don’t you feed me)   Time after time You r...

  New Tech's No Good  (Norwegian Wood) And when I was young I had such fun without technology And there was no gloom Just as it should, new tech’s no good   Then computers came With promise and full of fanfare So I looked around And I noticed them popping up everywhere   I tried my laptop couldn’t get online So I let out a whine We tried until two and then she said "It's time for bed"   She told me she’d text In the morning before she’d had her bath I told her I didn't Have a cell phone and started to laugh   Where is the tape deck, it’s all new tech. What’s MP3's by heck So I threw up my hands Just as it should, new tech’s no good.

  Granny You Can't Drive Your Car (Baby, You Can Drive My Car) Asked my Granny if she’d give up her car She said, “Darling I don’t drive it too far So give me the keys and don’t be so mean And I can drive like I’m twenty-three"   Granny, you can’t drive your car Don’t you know how old you are Granny, you can’t drive your car But Granny you want to   Asked my Granny if she understood And she said, “Darling it’s not very good Hiding my car key is all very fine But I can drive like in younger times"   Granny, you can’t drive your car Don’t you know how old you are Granny, you can’t drive your car But Granny you want to   (Beep, beep, beep, beep yeah!) Granny, you can’t drive your car Don’t you know how old you are Granny, you can’t drive your car But Granny you want to   I told my Granny that she’d have to stay And she said, "Listen darling I got something to say I got my car and it's breaking my hear...

Dizzy From Whizzing (Dizzy Miss Lizzy) You know I’m dizzy from whizzing It’s out of control You know I’m dizzy from whizzing I can’t take a stroll Come on, come on Come on, come on, I’m dizzy   It happens when You get too old   Please don’t tell your mama Of my overwhelming need to wee Please don’t  tell your brother i just really need to pee Come on, come on Come on, come on, baby Get some Tena pads for me   Come on, I’ve got a fever maybe it’s a UTI Come on, I’m dizzy Think I’m going out of my mind Come on, come on Come on, come on, I’m whizzing  Peeing to the end of time, ow! Come on, I’ve got a fever maybe it’s a UTI Come on, I’m dizzy   Think I’m going out of my mind Come on, come on Come on, come on, I’m whizzin I spend my life in the loo   You know I'm dizzy, from whizzing Nothing’s the same Ooh, baby Say its driving me insane Im just a-weein' and a-peein' You know ,...

  Yesterday (Yesterday) Yesterday, years before my long blonde hair was grey Now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh, I believe in yesterday.   Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be, Cant stay up all night like at 23. Oh, yesterday came suddenly.   Why I’m in a home I don’t know I just can’t say. Can’t remember anything, now I long for yesterday.   Yesterday, I didn’t need a frame to walk away. And I didn’t need hint to know your name Oh, I believe in yesterday.   Why I’m in a home I don’t know I just can’t say. Can’t remember anything, now I long for yesterday.   Yesterday, I didn’t need a frame to walk away. And I didn’t need hint to know your name Oh, I believe in yesterday.   Mm mm mm mm mm.  

  I Can't Find My Place (I've Just Seen a Face) I've just seen a face Can’t remember the time or place Where we first met Or if I’m also free And I’m not sure you see Have we met, mm-mm-mm-mmm-mm   ‘Twas just like any other day I looked and then I turned away As it is I’m blissfully unaware And I won’t think of   her Tonight, di-di-di-di'n'di   Failin', my mind is, failin' And it keeps ailin' My back again Can’t remember when The things I’ve done and said and then And I have missed things I’m not so sure what And everyday is just as dull As this, di-di-di-di'n'di   Failin', my mind is, failin' And it keeps ailin' My back again Failin', my mind is, failin' And it keeps ailin' My back again   I've just seen a face Can’t remember   the time or place Where we first met Or if I’m also free And I’m not sure You see Have we met, mm-mm-mm-m'mm-mm  ...

  All Night Long I Pee (Tell Me What You See) I have told you from the start, don’t need to prove to you I have got a part, now, not working true   My prostrate’s so enlarged now its so hard to pee It is no surprise now, all night long I wee   Big and black the clouds may be, time will ebb and flow When the feeling overcomes me, you know I have to go   Brings tears to these eyes now, it’s so hard to pee Don't you realize now, all night long I wee It’s so hard to pee   I’ll listen to you one more time, please don’t make demands. Can't you try to see that I can’t pee now on command My prostrate’s so enlarged now its so hard to pee It is no surprise now, all night long I wee It’s so hard to pee   I’ll listen to you one more time, please don’t make demands.        Can't you try to see that I can’t pee now on command My prostrate’s so enlarged now its so hard to pee It is no surprise n...

  I Don't Like That Mush (You Like Me Too Much) Though I’ve woken up this morning it came as a surprise At my age there's no next time I may never again to rise I’m in a nursing home, you know it's true 'Cause I don’t like their mush and it’s just gruel   I've tried before to leave here But I don’t remember how To walk out would leave me lonely Which is what I am right now I’m in a nursing home, you know it's true 'Cause I don’t like their mush and it’s just gruel   It’s not stew   I’m so old you know believe me If you leave me I can’t follow you and bring You back where you belong 'Cause I find it hard to stand up If I have to stand too long I’m in a nursing home, you know it's true 'Cause I don’t like their mush and it’s just gruel 'Cause I don’t like their mush and it’s just gruel   It’s not stew   I’m so old you know believe me If you leave me I can’t follow you and bring Y...