Wiggies

 

Wiggies

(Piggies)

 

Have you seen them wear their wiggies

On their balding heads?

And for all the little wiggies

Lives are so near death,

Always having heads to put a wig on

 

Have you seen them wear their wiggies

When people come to call?

You will find the bigger wiggies

Hoping they don’t fall,

Always standing tall when they put their wigs on

 

With their pieces and all their tacking

They don't care what goes on around

On their heads there's something lacking

What they need's a damn good wrapping

 

There are lots of old men wearing wiggies

Living wiggy lives

They will wear them out for dinner

With their wiggy wives

Clutching them for jives or when they’re dancing