Risky Ragout

 

Risky Ragout

(Rocky Racoon)

 

Now somewhere on the bleak, dark streets of Liverpool

There lived an old man named Risky Ragout

And one day he moved into a place, a nursing home

Risky could no longer roam

Risky didn't like that.

He said, "I'm gonna get outta here"

So one day he swallowed his pills

Booked himself a room with God’s will

 

Risky Ragout checked outta his room

Only to find Gideon's Bible

Risky had come, bereft of all fun

Not wishing for any survival

Survival it seems was not one of his dreams

But he thought it was a bit kinda romancey

He’d taken his pills, and he looked kinda ill

And everyone knew it was chancey

Now he went up to God, and He said now that’s quite odd

For your not yet due in Heaven

Risky burst in, and grinning a grin

God said, "Risky boy, I thought you were Kevin"

Cause Kevin was dead, he’d been shot in the head

And Risky collapsed in the corner

 

Now the doctor came in, stinking of gin

And proceeded to lie on the table

He said, "Risky, you met your match"

And Risky said, "Doc, it must’ve been a bad batch

And I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able"

 

Now Risky Ragout, he fell back in his room

Only to find Gideon's Bible

Gideon checked out, and he left it, no doubt

To help with good Risky's revival