No Three Ply

No Three Ply

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This came once as a shock

When I had lowered my jocks

No three ply

And on this aging butt

And deep within the rut I’ll use

No other tissue

I called the wife

It’s up that you must hop

And go down to the shops

Post haste

There was nothing I could do

My butt was streaked with doo

No three ply

I was waiting gratefully

For you to walk in

So patiently

I nearly cried

I never had a doubt

That we would ever run out

Of paper

If I was her, I'd realize that I

Am hoping that nothing goes awry

If another brand she buys and I

Yes I hope that she bring me home three ply

She finally came home

She thought she was alone

No three ply

'Cause I know what she’s like

Her mem'ries taken a hike

Like before

I simply cried

Because I’ll have to clean

With this magazine

In its place

No three ply