I'm A Wowser

 

I'm A Wowser

(I'm A Loser)

I'm a wowser

I’m a wowser

And it’s all that I appear be

 

Everything annoys me now I’m eighty-three

And playing on that party scene is not for me

So if you have A party and you play too loud

I’ll just call the fun police and have it shut down

 

I'm a wowser

That’s what happens when you’re eighty-three

I’m a wowser

And it’s all that I appear to be

Although I laugh and I act like a clown

Too much fun and I’m shutting you down

Too much wine, or song you’ll hear from me

What else can you do when you’re eighty-three.

 

I'm a wowser

That’s what happens when you’re eighty-three

I'm a wowser

And it’s all that I appear to be

What have I done to deserve such a fate?

I realize I have left it too late

And so no matter how large or how small

I'm warning you so that you won't lose all

 

I'm a wowser

That’s what happens when you’re eighty-three

I'm a wowser

And it’s all that I appear to be