Living in the One After NIne and a Half

 Living in the One After Nine and  a Half

(One After 909)

My mind's on the one after nine and a half, 

Voices in my head, oh they make me laugh, 

Thought I was fine, but then I lost track, 

I’m living in a sitcom, can't turn it back.

 

Saw myself walking down the street, 

Had a chat with my shadow, quite a treat, 

Told me jokes that were out of sight, 

Now we’re best pals, day and night.

 

I said I'm Living in the one after nine and a half.

Pick up the phone, hear the dial tone, 

Who’s on the line? It’s just me alone, 

Mind’s a mystery, always on the roam, 

Living in the one after nine and a half.

 

Doctor said I’m quirky, that’s alright, 

I’ve got my own show every night, 

Tune in, laugh out, take a bow, 

Living in my mind, right here and now.

 

I said I’m living in the one after nine and,

I said I’m living in the one after nine and,

I said I’m living in the one after nine and a half