You See, I'm Just A Guy In Diapers

 


You See, I'm Just A Guy In Diapers

(Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds)


Picture yourself in your bed after seven

With light bladder leakage and incontinent pees

 

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly

Are these Poise really my size

 

LBL problems of yellow it seems

Threatening to cover your bed

Ah but for now I’m sleeping in Poise

And their gone

 

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

 

Ah

 

Then I have  a dream of a fountain

Where toilets are as rare as rocking horse sh*t

Everyone smiles as you drift past a waterfall

That flows so incredibly high

 

Army latrines appear on the shore

Waiting to take you away

Climb in the back with the sound being loud

And you're gone

 

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

Ah

 

Picture yourself on a ship on the ocean

With locked toilets you just can’t get by

Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile

The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes

 

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

Ah

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

 

Ah

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

You see I’m just a guy in diapers

 


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