While My Poor Butt Gently Seeps


While My Poor Butt Gently Seeps

(While My Guitar Gently Weeps)

 

I sleep through it all

Didn’t realise while I’m sleeping

That my poor butt gently seeps

 

I look at the floor

My Depends slowly creeping

Still my poor butt gently seeps

 

I don't know how it could’ve started

Maybe I was just half-hearted

I don't know how my legs were parted

I thought I’d just farted

 

I look at the world

And my guts, they keep churning

While my poor butt gently seeps

 

With every mistake

I must surely be learning

Still my poor butt gently seeps

 

I don't know how my butt really hurt

It really squirted too

I don't know how bad my clothes were dirtied

No one alerted you

I look at you all

Wish my sphincter was keeping

While my poor butt gently seeps

Look at you all

Still my poor butt gently seeps.

 

 

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