Only A Nursing Home

 

Only A Nursing Home

(Only a Northern Song)

 

If you're in a nursing home

You may get restless and you may start to roam

But you can’t, there’s a lock on the gate

 

When you listen late at night

Take your meds cause they help you sleep tight

But if you can’t, you’ll just have to wait

 

It doesn't really matter when you start

You’ll get a kero bath, and on your path, you’ll be

As it's only a Nursing Home

 

It doesn't really matter what happens I swear

Or how you fare or if your hair is gone

When it's only a Nursing Home

 

For the sake of harmony

I’ll lock you in and lose the key and I’ll say

There's nobody there

 

And I told you there's no one there