One After Ninety-Nine

 

One After Ninety-Nine

(One After Nine O Nine)

 

You know my favourite birthday is the one after ninety-nine

Play my cards right and it won’t be a flat line

I said been married once, been married twice

But they were both as cold as ice

 

I said I’m looking forward to the one after ninety-nine

I begged her not to go and I begged her on my bended knees,

I want to marry you do you want to marry me

I said been married once, been married twice

But they were both as cold as ice

 

I said I’m looking forward to the one after ninety-nine

I got my cake, I’m under sedation

One hundred candles need to call the fire station

Now you know I’m in a nursing home

And they say you can no longer roam

 

You know my favourite birthday is the one after ninety-nine

Play my cards right and it won’t be a flat line

I said been married once, been married twice

But they were both as cold as ice

 

I said I’m looking forward to the one after ninety

I said I’m looking forward to the one after ninety

I said I’m looking forward to the one after ninety-nine