New Tech

 

New Tech

(Get Back)

 

Jojo was a man who couldn’t get much older

But he knew he couldn’t last

‘til someone tapped him on the shoulder

And now he longs for the past

 

New tech, new tech

You can keep your fancy cell phones

New tech, new tech

And all those stupid ring tones

New tech, Jojo

 

Go home

 

New tech, new tech

Websites were something you squished with a broom

New tech, new tech

and a mouse you wouldn’t have in a room

 

Oh, get back, Jo

 

You can take your IPods , iPads and your tablets

Listen and you’ll follow

Back in my day you kept them in a cabinet

And get them out to swallow

 

Oh, new tech, new tech

New tech, I’ll give up my car if I lose control

New tech, new tech

Did someone move the telephone pole

New tech, new tech, woo, woo

 

Go home

 

Oh, new tech, yeah, new tech

New tech , my marbles are still rolling

Yeah, new tech, new tech

But pretty soon the bells will be tolling

 

Ooh

Ooh, ooh

 

New tech wherever—

There’s data-storin’ on you,

Like where you buy your shoes

And such clothes as sweaters,

Where you roam, whenever.

 

New tech, new tech

New tech the internet’s waiting online

Oh, New tech, new tech

New tech, oh yeah