Masonic Center's Old Time Farts Club Band

 


Masonic Center's Old Time Farts Club Band

(Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)


It was 40 years ago today

Or maybe just another day

They started eating dinner at four

And they turned their Tv’s up to roar

So may I introduce to you

The act you've known for all these years

Masonic Centre's Old Time Farts Club Band

 

 

We're Masonic Centre's Old Time Farts Club Band

We hope you will enjoy the show

We're Masonic Centre's Old Time Farts Club Band

We hope we just don’t go too slow

Masonic Centres Old Time, Masonic Centres Old Time

Masonic Centre's Old Time Farts Club Band

 

 

It's wonderful to be here

It's time to take our pills

You're such a captive audience

Living in the home with us

Living in the home.

 

 

I don't really want to stop the show

But I thought you might like to know

That the staff have gathered ‘round and said

That it’s eight o’clock and time for bed

 

 

So let me introduce to you

The one and only Lefty McSporran

And Masonic Centre's Old Time Farts Club Band

Yeah

 


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