I Had To Sell My Car

 

I Had To Sell My Car

(Back in the USSR)

Well, yeah

Woo!

Ooh

 

Drove up from Sydney D.W.I.

That’s driving while incontinent,

On the way the plastic jar was on my knee

So I had to appear nonchalant

 

You know I had to sell my car

You don't know how lucky you are, boy

Yeah I had to sell my car

 

Drive away so long, I was picked up by police

Just because I drive too slow

Leave it 'til tomorrow to get released

It only added to my woes

 

You know I had to sell my car

You don't know how lucky you are, boy

You know I had to

You know I had to

You know I had to sell  my car

 

Well

I’m so old my eyes cannot see

And I can’t read road signs

And my reflexes don’t really aid me

There’s confusion always on

My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mind

Oh, come on!

Woo! (Hey)

Woo! (Yeah)

Woo! (Yeah)

Hell, yeah

Hey, you know I had to sell my car

You don't know how lucky you are, boys

You know I had to sell my car

 

Well

I’m so old my eyes cannot see

And I can’t read road signs

And my reflexes don’t really aid me

There’s confusion always on

My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my mind

 

Oh, let me drive ‘round the countryside

Near and far

One last time just let me drive us

Until I eventually have to sell my car

I finally have to surrender my licence

 

Hey, you know I had to sell my car

You don't know how lucky you are, boys

You know I had to sell my car

 

Oh, let me tell you, honey

Hey, I had to

Hey, you know you had to sell my car

You don't know how lucky you are, boys

You know I had to sell my car