Hey Granma

 


Hey Granma

(Hey Bulldog)

 

Old girl

Waiting for a train

Old man

Doing it again

The way the trains are they’ll be waiting for a while

But they’ll jus t have to wait because they’re travelling for miles

 

Child-like

No one understands

Jack knife

In your sweaty hands

Living in a nursing home with all the old dears

You know they won’t take the time to wipe away your tears

 

You can talk to me

You can talk to me

You can talk to me

If you're lonely, you can talk to me

 

Big man (yeah)

Walking in the park

Young girl

Frightened of the dark

You want to pass a motion and you want to pass it soon

To soften your stool you should try the juice of prunes

 

You can talk to me

You can talk to me

You can talk to me

If you're lonely, you can talk to me

 

Wahoo woo! Woo!

Hey Granma! Hey Granma!

Hey Granma! Hey Granma!

 

Hey man, what's that gran?

Wooh!

What do you say?

I said, "Wooh!"

You know anymore?

Wooaah ha-ha-ha!

You've got it, that's it, you had it!

That's it, gran, woo!

That's it! You've got it!

Don't look at me gran, I only have ten children

Ah ho! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Quiet gran, quiet!

Okay, quiet!

 

Hey Granma!

Hey Granma!

 


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