Depends Are Shelter

 


Depends Are Shelter

(Helter Skelter)

 

When I get to my bottom

I put my pads on the inside

Where I stop and I turn and I hitch up my strides

With incontinence it’s good to be secure again

Yeah, yeah, yeah, ha-ha-ha!

 

Well do you, don't you want me to love them?

I'm filling them fast, but I must dispose of them

Tell me, tell me, tell me, come on tell me the answer

When you wear a pad you can’t be no dancer

 

Now, Depends are shelter

Depends are shelter

Depends are shelter

Yeah

Ooh!

 

Oh will it, won't it want me to make poo? (Ah)

It’s coming down fast, but don't let it break through (ah)

Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer

When you wear a pad you can’t be no dancer

 

Look out!

Depends are shelter

Depends are shelter

Depends are shelter

Ooh

Look out!

'Cause here it comes

 

When I get to my bottom

I put my pads on the inside

Where I stop and I turn and I hitch up my strides

With incontinence it’s good to be secure again

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

 

Oh will it, won't it want me to make poo?

It’s coming down fast, but don't let it break through

Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer

When you wear a pad you can’t be no dancer

 

Look out!

Depends are shelter

Depends are shelter

Depends are shelter

 

Well, look out! Depends are shelter

It's coming down fast

Yes, it is

Yes, it is

Coming down fast

Oh yeah, Depends are shelter

Poo!

 

I got blisters on my fingers


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