Old Fart's Home

 

Old Fart's Home

(Hard Day's Night)

Down at the Old Farts home

It’s 6 o’clock time for bed

Down at the Old Farts home

 

I only sleep with my meds

But when I wake in the night

You know I get such a fright

No more will I roam

 

You know I watch all day

Dr Phil and Judge Judy

And no matter what I hear you say

I try but still can’t get a woody

So why on Earth should I moan?

'Cause when I get you alone

You know I feel okay

 

When I'm home

Everything seems to be right

When I'm home

Feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah

 

Down at the Old Farts home

It’s 6 o’clock time for bed

Down at the Old Farts home

I only sleep with my meds

 

But when I wake in the night

You know I get such a fright

No more will I roam

So why on Earth should I moan?

'Cause when I get you alone

You know I feel okay

 

When I'm home

Everything seems to be right

When I'm home

Feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah

 

Down at the Old Farts home

It’s 6 o’clock time for bed

Down at the Old Farts home

I only sleep with my meds

But when I wake in the night

You know I get such a fright

 

No more will I roam

No more will I roam

No more will I roam