I Don't Wanna Soil My Pants Now So I'll Go

 

I Don't Want to Soil My Pants Now So I'll Go

(I Don't Want to Spoil The Party so I'll Go)

I don't wanna soil my pants now so I'll go

I would hate my incontinence to show

It’s leaking from my rear I wish it would disappear

If it turns up while I'm here you’ll surely know

 

I’m wearing my Depends so I don't care

There's nothing l can do I wear them ev'rywhere

I wonder what went wrong, I've waited far too long

But if have to fart I’ll follow through

 

Though tonight I’m wearing Poise

It’s not the same

I can’t fart without a noise

It’s not the same

 

I don't wanna soil my pants now so I'll go

I would hate my incontinence to show

It’s leaking from my rear I wish it would disappear

If it turns up while I'm here you’ll surely know

 

Though tonight I’m wearing Poise

It’s not the same

I can’t fart without a noise

It’s not the same

 

I’m wearing my Depends so I don't care

There's nothing l can do I wear them ev'rywhere

I wonder what went wrong, I've waited far too long

But if have to fart I’ll follow through