Elevator Muzak

 


Elevator Muzak

(Rock and Roll Music)


Just let me hear some of that elevator muzak

At my age, helps me snooze out

And if you hear it, you won’t lose out

It’ll never blow a fuse out

All I want is elevator muzac

Going up a lift with me

Going up a lift with me

 

I have no kick against AOR

Unless they try to take it too damn far

And change the beauty of the melody

Until it sounds like a cacophony

 

Just let me hear some of that elevator muzak

At my age, helps me snooze out

And if you hear it, you won’t lose out

It’ll never blow a fuse out

All I want is elevator muzak

Going up a lift with me

Going up a lift with me 

 

You know what that music really lacks

And that’s the sound of a-whalin' sax

I must admit they could use Kenny G.

Man that would really fill my world with glee

 

Just let me hear some of that elevator muzak

At my age, helps me snooze out

And if you hear it, you won’t lose out

It’ll never blow a fuse out

All I want is elevator muzak

Going up a lift with me

Going up a lift with me

 

That muzak sounds just like a jubilee

It really sets my spirits free

And when I  pushed the button for the thirteenth floor

Then I  heard Queen in a symphonic  score

 

Just let me hear some of that elevator muzak

At my age, helps me snooze out

And if you hear it, you won’t lose out

It’ll never blow a fuse out

All I want is elevator muzak

Going up a lift with me

Going up a lift with me

 

I started to panic, I  didn’t know what to do

Then I heard Paul Mauriott ‘s ‘Love is Blue'

It was so calming, I’ll give you the hunch

It keeps me young and so in touch

 

Just let me hear some of that elevator muzak

At my age, helps me snooze out

And if you hear it, you won’t lose out

It’ll never blow a fuse out

All I want is elevator muzak

Going up a lift with me

Going up a lift with me

 


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