Tragical History Tour

  

Tragical History Tour

Tragical History Tour

(Magical Mystery Tour)

Roll up roll up for the History Tour Roll up roll up for the History Tour Roll up That's an invitation Roll up for the History Tour Roll up To make a reservation Roll up for the History Tour The Tragical History Tour Is waiting to take you away Waiting to take you away Roll up Roll up for the History Tour Roll up Roll up for the History Tour Roll up They reminisce in all your deeds Roll up for the History Tour Roll up Satisfaction guaranteed Roll up for the History Tour The Tragical History Tour is hoping to take you away Hoping to take you away The History Tour Ah The Tragical History Tour Roll up Roll up for the History Tour Roll up That's an invitation Roll up for the History Tour Roll up To make a reservation Roll up for the History Tour The Tragical History Tour Is coming to take you away Coming to take you away The Tragical History Tour Is dying to take you away Dying to take you away Take you today

The Drool On His Chin

(The Fool on the Hill)

Day after day, he’s lonely still The man with the foolish grin is taking his pills But nobody wants to know him, they can see that it's just drool And he never gives an answer But the drool on his chin keeps on running down While the eyes in his head can’t see the world spinning around Well on the way, drool coming down The man hears a thousand voices talking perfectly loud But nobody ever hears him or the sound he appears to make And he never seems to notice But the drool on his chin keeps on running down While the eyes in his head cant see the world spinning 'round And nobody seems to like him, and he never wants to wipe it And he never shows his feelings But the drool on his chin keeps on running down While the eyes in his head can’t see the world spinning 'round (oh oh oh) 'Round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round And he never listens to them, he knows that it’s just drool They don't like him The drool on his chin keeps on running down While the eyes in his head can’t see the world spinning 'round Oh ('round and 'round and 'round and 'round) Oh

I've Lost My Way

(Blue Jay Way)

There's a fog upon my brain And I seem to have lost their way It’ll be over soon the voices said Now I’ve almost lost my head Please don't be long Please don't you be very long Please don't be long Or I may be asleep Well, it only goes to show That you don’t know where to go If you forget to take your pills You’ll never cure your ills Please don't be long (don't be long) Please don't you be very long (don't be long) Please don't be long Or I may be asleep Now it's past my bed I know And I'd really like to go I’ve been sitting up all night And things just ain’t right Please don't be long (don't be long) Please don't you be very long (don't be long) Please don't be long Or I may be asleep Please don't be long Please don't you be very long Please don't be long Please don't be long Please don't you be very long Please don't be long Please don't be long Please don't you be very long Please don't be long Don't be long, don't be long Don't be long, don't be long Don't be long, don't be long Don't be long

Your Grandmother Should Know

(Your Mother Should Know)

Let's all get up and go to the home It’s where your grandmother roams Every year on that second Sunday in May On Mother’s Day-ay (your grandmother knows) On Mother’s Day-ay Sing it again Let's all get up and go to the home Its where your grandmother roams Every year on that second Sunday in May On Mother’s Day-ay (your grandmother knows) On Mother’s Day-ay Lift up your hearts and fill up that room With flowers and chrysanthemum blooms Though she was born a long, long time ago Your grandmother knows (your grandmother knows) Your grandmother knows Your grandmother knows (your grandmother knows) Your grandmother knows Sing it again Da da dada da da da dada dada dada da da Da dada da da Though she was born a long, long time ago Your grandmother knows (your grandmother knows) Your grandmother knows Your grandmother knows (your grandmother knows) Your grandmother knows, your grandmother knows (your grandmother knows) Your grandmother knows, yeah

I Took The Wrong Drugs

(I Am The Walrus)

I take drugs to help me sleep, to sleep deep And keep me altogether See how I zoom right out of my room To get my meds I'm crying Eating up my corn flakes Waiting for the pills to work Good morning nursey, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the egg man They are the egg men I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob See all the little pills sitting Pretty little pills all in a row All the same colour and shape, style and size, they’re confusing I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye I took hallucinogens instead of diazepam Now, I’m having strange and weird and vivid dreams I am the egg man They are the egg men I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the egg man (now good sir) They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows) I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity) Health experts tell those choking smokers, Don't let Phillip Morris laugh at you. See how they lie. Like politicians lie, See how they lie. They're lying. Semolina flour, sitting on the pantry shelf. Underneath a cockroach singing Hare Krsna. Man, you should’ve heard me sing "get it outta here" I am the egg man They are the egg men I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo Joob, joob, jooba Jooba, jooba, jooba Joob, jooba Joob, jooba Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba) Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa)

Hello? Goodbye?

(Hello Goodbye)

You say, "Yes", I say, "What" You say, "Stop" and I say, "No, no, no" Oh, no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", can’t hear a thing though I lost my hearing many years ago. I can’t hear high, can’t hear low You say, "Why?" And I say, "My eardrums don’t blow Oh, no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "What’s that" (hello goodbye, hello goodbye, hello goodbye) You don’t know why I walk on by when you say, "Oh hi." (hello goodbye, hello goodbye, hello goodbye) You don’t know why I walk on by when you say, "Oh hi." (hello goodbye Why, why, why, why, why, why, do you walk on by Oh, no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", can’t hear a thing though I lost my hearing many years ago. You say, "Yes", I think its clear Look at me I’m lip-reading here Oh, oh no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello" Hello-ooh! Hela, heba-helloa Hela, heba-helloa (cha, cha, cha) Hela, heba-helloa (wuu-hu) Hela, heba-helloa (hela) Hela, heba-helloa (cha, cha, cha) Hela, heba-helloa (wuu-hu) Hela, heba-helloa (cha, cha) Hela, heba-helloa (cha, cha) Hela, heba-helloa

Macquarie Fields Forever

(Strawberry Fields Forever)

First you take your meds Then it’s time for bed Macquarie Fields Not sure what’s real Or just what is an illusion Macquarie Fields forever No one stays for afternoon tea I mean, I’m not sure, just don’t know That is, you can't, you know, tune in but it's all right That is, I think it's not too bad First you take your meds Then it’s time for bed Macquarie Fields Not sure what’s real Or just what is an illusion Macquarie Fields forever Living is easy in the nursing home But it’s getting so much harder to see And your hearing‘s getting harder but still it all works out It doesn't matter much to me First you take your meds Then it’s time for bed Macquarie Fields Not sure what’s real Or just what is an illusion Macquarie Fields forever Always, no sometimes, think it's me But you know I’m not sure if it's a dream I’m confused, I mean a... yes But it's all wrong That is, I think I disagree First you take your meds Then it’s time for bed Macquarie Fields Not sure what’s real Or just what is an illusion Macquarie Fields forever Macquarie Fields forever Macquarie Fields forever

Memory Lane

(Penny Lane)

Memory Lane, and Grandma‘s showing photographs To everyone she happens to meet When she’s down the street They’re in an album neat On the corner sits Grandpa with his motorcar And he sits there waiting for Grandma at the shops And yet she always calls him Pops, again and again Very strange Memory Lane is in my ears and in my eyes Wet beneath the blue suburban skies I sit and meanwhile back in Memory Lane, Grandpa potters in his garden shed And his garden is always very green He likes to keep his garden clean It's clean and green Memory Lane, is in my ears and in my eyes Grandma’s lemon meringue pies In summer, meanwhile back Behind the shelter in the middle of a roundabout Grandma is selling poppies from a tray And though she feels as if she's in a play She is anyway Memory Lane, Grandpa goes cruising in his motorcar We see that Grandma’s sitting waiting for him And then, then she calls out “Hey Pops!” again and again Very strange Memory Lane is in my ears and in my eyes There beneath the blue suburban skies I sit and meanwhile back Memory Lane is in my ears and in my eyes There beneath the blue suburban skies Memory Lane

Baby's Got A Rich Man

(Baby You're A Rich Man)

He takes you holidaying in Cannes With all of the beautiful people At the movies you are the star What do you want to be Travelling in his black shiny car? Far as the eye can see How does it feel to be One of the beautiful people Jetsetting from one place to another But I see you don’t care Hanging out with boys he thinks are your brothers This eighty year old millionaire Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man, too You’re often asked if you would switch But that wouldn’t happen cause he’s far too rich No thought to ditch Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man, too How does it feel to be One of the beautiful people And you couldn’t care less What’s better than an old millionaire Well that’s a young millionairess And I’m nearly there, yes Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man, too You’re often asked if you would switch But that wouldn’t happen cause he’s far too rich No thought to ditch Baby, baby, got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man, too (oh) Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man (baby) Baby’s got a rich man, too Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man, too

All You Need Is Drugs

(All You Need Is Love)

Drugs, drugs, drugs Drugs, drugs, drugs Drugs, drugs, drugs There's something you can take to cure your ache Something you can drink to stay awake Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play at your age It's easy Nothing you can make that can't be made Nothing you can crave that can't be craved Nothing you can do, but as long as it’s been prescribed It's easy All you need is drugs All you need is drugs All you need is drugs, drugs Drugs are all you need Drugs, drugs, drugs Drugs, drugs, drugs Drugs, drugs, drugs All you need is drugs All you need is drugs All you need is drugs, drugs Drugs are all you need There's nothing in your head that’ll leave you dead Nothing left that needs to be said There's nowhere you can be but at the nursing home with me It's easy All you need is drugs All you need is drugs All you need is drugs, drugs Drugs are all you need All you need is drugs (Altogether now) All you need is drugs (Everybody) All you need is drugs, drugs Drugs are all you need Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Yesterday (drugs are all you need) Whoa Drugs are all you need Drugs are all you need (oh yeah) Drugs are all you need (She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah) (She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah) (Drugs are all you need) (Drugs are all you need...)