History (Misery) I’m so depressed and sad   I’m history I'm the kind of guy who sick of getting high  I’m so depressed and sad  I’m history I’ve become so paranoid Of emotions I am devoid Can’t take another drag History  I'll remember all the little things I’ve smoked Now I wish that I  could put back the things i woke  (Things i woke) I’ll go to rehab care Where everybody there Is suffering just like me  In misery I wish i could remember all the things I’ve done Spent too many nights smoking drugs and having fun , misguided fun I’ll go to rehab care Where everybody there Is suffering just like me  In misery Oh-oh-oh, it's history Ooh-ooh, I’m history La-la, la-la-la-la, history  

Anxiety (It's So Grim)  Anna (Go to Him) Anxiety, you shake me to the core now You knock me to the floor now I say I don’t know where I’m at And you say “That is that" It's so grim (Anxiety) It’s so grim  (Anxiety) Anxiety, you got me in a whirl now I feel the weight of the world now But I don’t know what to do Because my life is screwed, It’s so grim All of my life I've been researching for a cure That will help me when I am blue Oh, now But with every cure I've ever had I just relapse and it leave me sad What am I, what am I supposed to do? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Anxiety , you give my head a twirl I’ll take this little pill you see And it will set me free Its so grim .... All of my life I've been researching for a cure That will help me when I am blue But let me tell you now But with every cure I've ever had I just relapse and it leave me sad What am I, what am I supposed to do? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Anna, you give my head a twirl I’ll take this little p...

 I Went Into Rehab Care (I Saw Her Standing There) (1,2,3,4!) Well, I was just thirty-three You know what I mean And I was so depressed way beyond compare And I had issues with my mother  (Ooh) So I went into rehab care Well I was so down, I was wearing a frown  Before too long I knew my mood would flip over Yes, that’s what happens with bipolar  (Whooh) So I went into rehab care Well, my heart went "boom" And my head did too So I  held my hands real tight Whoah, I saw A psychiatrist  And we had A secret tryst  And before too long I fell in love with her Now I'll never dance with another (Whooh) Glad I went into rehab care Well, my heart went "boom" And my head did too So I held my hands real tight Whoah, I saw A psychiatrist  And we had A secret tryst  And before too long I fell in love with her Now I'll never dance with another (Whooh) Glad I went into rehab care Oh since I went into rehab care Oh since I went into rehab care

Ask My Wife (Ask me Why) I love booze, 'cause it does to me the things i like And it's true that i really don’t need a psych And despite that I, I, I, I Should never, never, never be blue I drink wine, cause other drinks just make me cry And in time, you'll understand the reason why And I try, and not because I'm mad But beer and spirits really make me sad I can't believe it's happened to me I can't conceive of any more mystery   Ask my wife, she'll say I love booze And without it I think I will lose I love booze, 'cause it does to me the things i like And it's true that i really don’t need a psych And despite that I, I, I, I Should never, never, never be blue Ask my wife, she'll say I love booze And without it I think I will lose I can't believe it's happened to me I can't conceive of any more mystery  Ask my wife, she'll say I love booze And without it I think I will lose Lose,lose

 Noise (Boys) I can’t remember when I’ve been so low This depression ‘s dealt me a blow Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop) Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop) Hey, hey (bop shuop), yeah, she say ya do (bop shuop) My girl says when I get the blues Says she’s glad she’s not in my shoes Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop) Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop) Hey, hey (bop shuop), yeah, she say ya do (bop shuop) All I hear is white noise (yeah, yeah, noise) Just can’t hear your voice (yeah, yeah, noise ) Well, I talk about noise, now (yeah, yeah, noise) Aah, noise (yeah, yeah, noise) Well, I can’t hear your voice, now (yeah, yeah, noise) I’m bereft of all joy! (yeah, yeah, noise) (Alright, Harry!) My girl says when I get the blues Says she’s glad she’s not in my shoes Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop) Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop) Hey, hey (bop shuop), yeah, she say ya do (bop shuop) All I hear is white noise (yeah, yeah, noise) Just can’t hear y...

I Have The Blues (Love Me Do)  Please help me do You know I have the blues I have anxiety too So please Help me do Whoa, help me do Please help me do My mind’s a bit askew And my mood is too So please Help me do Whoa, help me do You know I   have depressive blues You know it’s hard with anxiety too Please help me do You know I have the blues I have anxiety too So please Help me do Whoa, help me do Please help me do My mind’s a bit askew And my mood is too So please Help me do Whoa, help me do Yeah, help me do Whoa-oh, help me do  

  Please Free Me I Went Into Rehab Care (I Saw Her Standing There)   (1,2,3,4!) Well, I was just thirty-three You know what I mean And I was so depressed way beyond compare And I had issues with my mother  (Ooh) So I went into rehab care Well I was so down, I was wearing a frown Before too long I knew my mood would flip over Yes, that’s what happens with bipolar  (Whooh) So I went into rehab care Well, my heart went "boom" And my head did too So I  held my hands real tight Whoah, I saw A psychiatrist And we had A secret tryst And before too long I fell in love with her Now I'll never dance with another (Whooh) Glad I went into rehab care Well, my heart went "boom" And my head did too So I held my hands real tight Whoah, I saw A psychiatrist And we had A secret tryst And before too long I fell in love with her Now I'll never dance with another (Whooh) Glad I went into rehab care Oh since I went into rehab care Oh since I went into rehab care ...

  Elderly (Let It Be) Now I find myself in times of struggle With my failing memory Passing years of my youth Elderly And in my hour of darkness When I’m standing inside the lavatory Most times, nothing happens Elderly Elderly, elderly I’m elderly, elderly… Whispers, I can’t hear it Elderly… And when my broken body rises Early in the day, it creaks Used to be a dancer Achy knees My eyes are getting shoddy There is not a thing, that I can’t see And likely have cancer Elderly Elderly, elderly I’m elderly, elderly… Yeah there is just no answer Elderly… Elderly, elderly I’m elderly, elderly… New tech? Yeah I fear it Elderly… Elderly, elderly I’m elderly, I’m elderly… New music, don’t get near it Elderly… And when my eyes get cloudy There is still a life of worth to seek Life of helpful info Elderly I wake up, on its own, a blessing Mother Mary, come next week Gifting years of wisdom Elderly… yeah Elderly, elderly Elderly, I’m elderly… Yeah there is just no answer Elderly… Elde...

  Come Together (Come Together) Here come four o’clock You know it’s time for dinner We’ve had kero bath times And now we’re dressed to the nines The bell is ringing Got to be so hungry it’s their appetite they’re bringing We’ve had our pill time Been in lockdown all morning We got almighty hunger Crave Coca-Cola He say I know you, you know me One thing I can tell you is you got to be free Come together, right now, all for tea Their tea production We got warm mush and gruel We got dessert sideboard We got cheese and crackers We got stockings up to his knee Sitting in his armchair he finds it so hard to see Come together, right now, all for tea We got steamed fish and We got mash potato We got glass of water We now out of kilter He say, "one and one and one is three" Has to wear a diaper in case of a pee Come together, right now, all for tea Oh Come together, yeah Come together, yeah Come together, yeah Come together, yeah Come together, yeah Come together, yeah Com...

  Ballad Of The Nursing Home (Ballad of John And Yoko) Waking up to the good morning bell I’ve made it through another night The nurse with the meds said, "You've got to get out of bed " You know, you’ve got to do what is right Christ, you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be Waiting for the dinner bell That’s where they’re gonna find me Finally made it down to the dining room Breakfasting on porridge and gruel The waiter called to say "You can eat it OK it will give you your daily dose of fuel" Christ, you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be Waiting for the dinner bell That’s where they’re gonna find me There’s nothing much to do in this home Watching Judge Judy during the week The Director , she said, "Say have you had your meds?" I said, "Its only peace were trying to seek" Christ, you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be Waiting for the dinner bell That’s where they’re gonna find me Saving ...

  New Tech (Get Back) Jojo was a man who couldn’t get much older But he knew he couldn’t last ‘til someone tapped him on the shoulder And now he longs for the past New tech, new tech You can keep your fancy cell phones New tech, new tech And all those stupid ring tones New tech, Jojo Go home New tech, new tech Websites were something you squished with a broom New tech, new tech and a mouse you wouldn’t have in a room Oh, get back, Jo You can take your IPods , iPads and your tablets Listen and you’ll follow Back in my day you kept them in a cabinet And get them out to swallow Oh, new tech, new tech New tech, I’ll give up my car if I lose control New tech, new tech Did someone move the telephone pole New tech, new tech, woo, woo Go home Oh, new tech, yeah, new tech New tech , my marbles are still rolling Yeah, new tech, new tech But pretty soon the bells will be tolling Ooh Ooh, ooh New tech wherever— There’s data-storin’ on you, Like where you buy your shoes And such ...

  Poor Food (Hey Jude) Poor food, it’s not so bad Its four o’clock and time for dinner Remember to let it into your heart, Then you can start to be a winner. Poor food don't be afraid. It was made to go and congeal there The minute you let it start to skin, Then you begin to make it better. And anytime you feel it’s stale, poor food, go pale Don't carry your food it’s a little older For well you know that it's a fool who blows it cool By making his food a little colder. Poor food won't let me down. Its four o’clock and time for dinner Remember to let it into your heart, Then you can start to be a winner. So let it out and let it in, poor food, begin, You're waiting for someone just to dine with. And don't you know that it's just gruel, poor food, you'll do, The dinner you need is getting colder Poor food it’s not so bad Take some sad meat and make it better. And when the gravy begins to skin, Then you'll begin to make it Better Better better be...

  Aging Madonna (Lady Madonna) Aging Madonna, grandkids at your feet Wonder how you find time to have friends meet Who minds the kiddies when they’re off to work Or do you get them to help with housework Saturday night you’re visiting at a friend’s place Sunday morning and you’re sleeping in Monday you don’t recognise your face See how they run Aging Madonna, though kids have left the nest Wonder how you manage to feed the rest See how they run Aging Madonna lying on the bed Listen to the music playing in your head Tuesday afternoon some mail you’re sending Wednesday morning tea is jam and scones Thursday night your stockings needed mending See how they run Aging Madonna, grandkids at your feet Wonder how you find time to make friends meet The Inner Bite (The Inner Light) Without going out of my door I can know it’s time for dinner When the dinner bell rings at four I could know the food of heaven The farther I’ve travelled The less one knows The less one really knows With...

  Hello? Goodbye? (Hello Goodbye) You say, "Yes", I say, "What" You say, "Stop" and I say, "No, no, no" Oh, no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", can’t hear a thing though I lost my hearing many years ago. I can’t hear high, can’t hear low You say, "Why?" And I say, "My eardrums don’t blow Oh, no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "What’s that" (hello goodbye, hello goodbye, hello goodbye) You don’t know why I walk on by when you say, "Oh hi." (hello goodbye, hello goodbye, hello goodbye) You don’t know why I walk on by when you say, "Oh hi." (hello goodbye Why, why, why, why, why, why, do you walk on by Oh, no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", can’t hear a thing though I lost my hearing many years ago. You say, ...

  All You Need is Drugs (All You Need Is Love) Drugs,drugs, drugs Drugs, drugs, drugs Drugs, drugs, drugs There's something you can take to cure your ache Something you can drink to stay awake Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play at your age It's easy Nothing you can make that can't be made Nothing you can crave that can't be craved Nothing you can do, but as long as it’s been prescribed It's easy All you need is drugs All you need is drugs All you need is drugs, drugs Drugs are all you need Drugs,drugs, drugs Drugs, drugs, drugs Drugs, drugs, drugs All you need is drugs All you need is drugs All you need is drugs, drugs Drugs are all you need There's nothing in your head that’ll leave you dead Nothing left that needs to be said There's nowhere you can be but at the nursing home with me It's easy All you need is drugs All you need is drugs All you need is drugs, drugs Drugs are all you need All you need is drugs (Altogether...

  Memory Lane (Penny Lane) Memory Lane, and Grandma‘s showing photographs To everyone she happens to meet When she’s down the street They’re in an album neat On the corner sits Grandpa with his motorcar And he sits there waiting for Grandma at the shops And yet she always calls him Pops, again and again Very strange Memory Lane is in my ears and in my eyes Wet beneath the blue suburban skies I sit and meanwhile back in Memory Lane, Grandpa potters in his garden shed And his garden is always very green He likes to keep his garden clean It's clean and green Memory Lane, is in my ears and in my eyes Grandma’s lemon meringue pies In summer, meanwhile back Behind the shelter in the middle of a roundabout Grandma is selling poppies from a tray And though she feels as if she's in a play She is anyway Memory Lane, Grandpa goes cruising in his motorcar We see that Grandma’s sitting waiting for him And then, then she calls out “Hey Pops!” again and again Very strange Memory Lan...

  Mellow Submarine (Yellow Submarine) In the town where I was born Lived a man who failed to see That he had spent all his life In the land of submarines We spent our days in the sun 'Til he said come join my scene So we lived beneath the waves In our mellow submarine We all live in a mellow submarine Mellow submarine, mellow submarine We all live in a mellow submarine Mellow submarine, mellow submarine And our friends are all senior And I, myself am eighty-four And the band begins to play We all live in a mellow submarine Mellow submarine, mellow submarine We all live in a mellow submarine Mellow submarine, mellow submarine Full steam ahead, Mister Boatswain, full steam ahead Full steam ahead it is, Sergeant (Cut the cable, drop the cable) Aye-aye, sir, aye-aye Captain, captain Now we live a life of pills (a life of pills) Helps to keep us (helps to keep us) And our minds chill (and our minds chill ) Pills of blue (sky of blue) And some of green (sea of green) In our mellow ...