History

History

(Misery)

I’m so depressed and sad  
I’m history

I'm the kind of guy who sick of getting high 
I’m so depressed and sad 
I’m history

I’ve become so paranoid
Of emotions I am devoid
Can’t take another drag
History 

I'll remember all the little things I’ve smoked
Now I wish that I  could put back the things i woke  (Things i woke)

I’ll go to rehab care
Where everybody there
Is suffering just like me 
In misery

I wish i could remember all the things I’ve done
Spent too many nights smoking drugs and having fun , misguided fun

I’ll go to rehab care
Where everybody there
Is suffering just like me 
In misery

Oh-oh-oh, it's history
Ooh-ooh, I’m history
La-la, la-la-la-la, history
 

Anxiety (It's So Grim)

Anxiety (It's So Grim)

 Anna (Go to Him)

Anxiety, you shake me to the core now

You knock me to the floor now

I say I don’t know where I’m at

And you say “That is that"

It's so grim

(Anxiety)

It’s so grim 

(Anxiety)

Anxiety, you got me in a whirl now

I feel the weight of the world now

But I don’t know what to do

Because my life is screwed, It’s so grim

All of my life

I've been researching for a cure

That will help me when I am blue

Oh, now

But with every cure I've ever had

I just relapse and it leave me sad

What am I, what am I supposed to do?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Anxiety , you give my head a twirl

I’ll take this little pill you see

And it will set me free

Its so grim ....

All of my life

I've been researching for a cure

That will help me when I am blue

But let me tell you now

But with every cure I've ever had

I just relapse and it leave me sad

What am I, what am I supposed to do?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Anna, you give my head a twirl

I’ll take this little pill you see

And iIt will set me free

Its so grim ....

(Anxiety)

it’s so grim

(Anxiety)

You know it’s So grim, now

(Anxiety)

It’s So grim

I Went Into Rehab Care

 I Went Into Rehab Care

(I Saw Her Standing There)

(1,2,3,4!)

Well, I was just thirty-three
You know what I mean
And I was so depressed way beyond compare
And I had issues with my mother  (Ooh)
So I went into rehab care

Well I was so down, I was wearing a frown 
Before too long I knew my mood would flip over
Yes, that’s what happens with bipolar  (Whooh)
So I went into rehab care

Well, my heart went "boom"
And my head did too
So I  held my hands real tight

Whoah, I saw A psychiatrist 
And we had A secret tryst 
And before too long I fell in love with her
Now I'll never dance with another (Whooh)
Glad I went into rehab care

Well, my heart went "boom"
And my head did too
So I held my hands real tight

Whoah, I saw A psychiatrist 
And we had A secret tryst 
And before too long I fell in love with her
Now I'll never dance with another (Whooh)
Glad I went into rehab care

Oh since I went into rehab care
Oh since I went into rehab care

Ask My Wife

Ask My Wife

(Ask me Why)

I love booze, 'cause it does to me the things i like
And it's true that i really don’t need a psych
And despite that I, I, I, I
Should never, never, never be blue

I drink wine, cause other drinks just make me cry
And in time, you'll understand the reason why
And I try, and not because I'm mad
But beer and spirits really make me sad

I can't believe it's happened to me
I can't conceive of any more mystery

 
Ask my wife, she'll say I love booze
And without it I think I will lose

I love booze, 'cause it does to me the things i like
And it's true that i really don’t need a psych
And despite that I, I, I, I
Should never, never, never be blue

Ask my wife, she'll say I love booze
And without it I think I will lose

I can't believe it's happened to me
I can't conceive of any more mystery 

Ask my wife, she'll say I love booze
And without it I think I will lose
Lose,lose

Noise

 Noise
(Boys)

I can’t remember when I’ve been so low
This depression ‘s dealt me a blow
Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey (bop shuop), yeah, she say ya do (bop shuop)

My girl says when I get the blues
Says she’s glad she’s not in my shoes
Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey (bop shuop), yeah, she say ya do (bop shuop)

All I hear is white noise (yeah, yeah, noise)
Just can’t hear your voice (yeah, yeah, noise )
Well, I talk about noise, now (yeah, yeah, noise)
Aah, noise (yeah, yeah, noise)
Well, I can’t hear your voice, now (yeah, yeah, noise)
I’m bereft of all joy! (yeah, yeah, noise)
(Alright, Harry!)

My girl says when I get the blues
Says she’s glad she’s not in my shoes
Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey (bop shuop, m'bop bop shuop)
Hey, hey (bop shuop), yeah, she say ya do (bop shuop)

All I hear is white noise (yeah, yeah, noise)
Just can’t hear your voice (yeah, yeah, noise )
Well, I talk about noise, now (yeah, yeah, noise)
Aah, noise (yeah, yeah, noise)
Well, I can’t hear your voice, now (yeah, yeah, noise)
I’m bereft of all joy! (yeah, yeah, noise)
What a bundle of joy! (yeah, yeah, boys)
Oh, oh, ah yeah noise (yeah, yeah, noise)
I just can’t hear your voice (yeah, yeah, noise)

Ooh, noise (yeah, yeah, noise)
Ah ha (yeah, yeah, noise)
Well, I talk about noise now

I Have The Blues

I Have The Blues

(Love Me Do) 

Please help me do

You know I have the blues

I have anxiety too

So please

Help me do

Whoa, help me do

Please help me do

My mind’s a bit askew

And my mood is too

So please

Help me do

Whoa, help me do

You know I  have depressive blues

You know it’s hard with anxiety too

Please help me do

You know I have the blues

I have anxiety too

So please

Help me do

Whoa, help me do

Please help me do

My mind’s a bit askew

And my mood is too

So please

Help me do

Whoa, help me do

Yeah, help me do

Whoa-oh, help me do

 

Please Free Me

 

Please Free Me

I Went Into Rehab Care

(I Saw Her Standing There)

 

(1,2,3,4!)

Well, I was just thirty-three

You know what I mean

And I was so depressed way beyond compare

And I had issues with my mother  (Ooh)

So I went into rehab care

Well I was so down, I was wearing a frown

Before too long I knew my mood would flip over

Yes, that’s what happens with bipolar  (Whooh)

So I went into rehab care

Well, my heart went "boom"

And my head did too

So I  held my hands real tight

Whoah, I saw A psychiatrist

And we had A secret tryst

And before too long I fell in love with her

Now I'll never dance with another (Whooh)

Glad I went into rehab care

Well, my heart went "boom"

And my head did too

So I held my hands real tight

Whoah, I saw A psychiatrist

And we had A secret tryst

And before too long I fell in love with her

Now I'll never dance with another (Whooh)

Glad I went into rehab care

Oh since I went into rehab care

Oh since I went into rehab care

 

History

(Misery)

 

I’m so depressed and sad 

I’m history

I'm the kind of guy who sick of getting high

I’m so depressed and sad

I’m history

I’ve become so paranoid

Of emotions I am devoid

Can’t take another drag

History

I'll remember all the little things I’ve smoked

Now I wish that I  could put back the things i woke  (Things i woke)

I’ll go to rehab care

Where everybody there

Is suffering just like me

In misery

I wish i could remember all the things I’ve done

Spent too many nights smoking drugs and having fun , misguided fun

I’ll go to rehab care

Where everybody there

Is suffering just like me

In misery

Oh-oh-oh, it's history

Ooh-ooh, I’m history

La-la, la-la-la-la, history

 

 

Anxiety (It’s So Grim)

(Anna (Go With Him))

 

 

Anxiety, you shake me to the core now

You knock me to the floor now

I say I don’t know where I’m at

And you say “That is that"

It's so grim

(Anxiety)

It’s so grim

(Anxiety)

Anxiety, you got me in a whirl now

I feel the weight of the world now

But I don’t know what to do

Because my life is screwed, It’s so grim

All of my life

I've been researching for a cure

That will help me when I am blue

Oh, now

But with every cure I've ever had

I just relapse and it leave me sad

What am I, what am I supposed to do?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Anxiety , you give my head a twirl

I’ll take this little pill you see

And it will set me free

Its so grim ....

All of my life

I've been researching for a cure

That will help me when I am blue

But let me tell you now

But with every cure I've ever had

I just relapse and it leave me sad

What am I, what am I supposed to do?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Anna, you give my head a twirl

I’ll take this little pill you see

And iIt will set me free

Its so grim ....

(Anxiety)

it’s so grim

(Anxiety)

You know it’s So grim, now

(Anxiety)

It’s So grim

 

 

Please Free Me

(Please Please Me)

 

You know when you get depression

You know your mind it starts regressing

 

Come on (come on)

Come on (come on)

Come on (come on)

Come on (come on)

Please, free me, whoa-yeah, like I freed you

 

I need a pill to show the way, love

Why do I always have to it say, love?

Come on (come on)

Come on (come on)

Come on (come on)

Come on (come on)

Please, free me, whoa-yeah, like I freed you

 

You know I’m always contemplating

But you know you have my fate in your hands (In your hands)

Its so hard to please me can’t you see it's  hard to reason with you,

Whoa-yeah, why do I feel so blue?

Last night, I thought I had depression

You know my mind it was regressing

Come on (come on)

Come on (come on)

Come on (come on)

Come on (come on)

Please, free me, whoa-yeah, like I freed you

Free me, whoa-yeah, like I freed you

Free me, whoa-yeah, like I freed you

 

 

 Brains 

(Chains)

Brains

My meds have gone and fried up my brain

And I’m two of a kind

As you can see

Whoa, this schizophrenia’s got a hold on me, yeah

Brains

I just can’t get a break from my brain

It runs around

I can’t get free

Whoa, this schizophrenia won’t let me be, yeah

I sure can tell you, it’s not bipolar

It’s not depression 

It’s not a mania, too 

So Darling, I’ve no use for all of these

Brains

My meds have gone and fried up my brain

And I’m two of a kind

As you can see

Whoa, this schizophrenia’s got a hold on me, yeah

It defies logic I tell you

Your lips are sweet

But I’m so psychotic

But I can't break away from this mush inside my

Brains

My meds have gone and fried up my brain

And I’m two of a kind

As you can see

Whoa, this schizophrenia’s got a hold on me, yeah

Brains

Brains of mush

Brains

Brains of mush

Brains

Brains of mush

 

 

Elderly

 

Elderly

(Let It Be)

Now I find myself in times of struggle With my failing memory Passing years of my youth Elderly And in my hour of darkness When I’m standing inside the lavatory Most times, nothing happens Elderly Elderly, elderly I’m elderly, elderly… Whispers, I can’t hear it Elderly… And when my broken body rises Early in the day, it creaks Used to be a dancer Achy knees My eyes are getting shoddy There is not a thing, that I can’t see And likely have cancer Elderly Elderly, elderly I’m elderly, elderly… Yeah there is just no answer Elderly… Elderly, elderly I’m elderly, elderly… New tech? Yeah I fear it Elderly… Elderly, elderly I’m elderly, I’m elderly… New music, don’t get near it Elderly… And when my eyes get cloudy There is still a life of worth to seek Life of helpful info Elderly I wake up, on its own, a blessing Mother Mary, come next week Gifting years of wisdom Elderly… yeah Elderly, elderly Elderly, I’m elderly… Yeah there is just no answer Elderly… Elderly, elderly Elderly, I’m elderly… Gifting years of wisdom Elderly…

You Know I'm Not The Same

(You Know My Name. Look Up the Number)

You know I’m not the same And now I’m number You know I’m not the same And now I’m number You, you know, you know I’m not the same You, you know, you know I’m not the same Good evening and welcome to Slaggers Time for the medication bell Come on Fingers, let's hear it for diazepam Good evening You know I’m not the same Now, now, now I’m number You know I’m not the same That's right, and now I’m number You, you know, you know I’m not the same You, you know, you know I’m not the same You know my name, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba And now I’m number You know I’m not the same That's right, and Now I’m number Oh, you know, you know, you know I’m not the same You know, you know, you know I’m not the same, huh huh huh huh You know I’m not the same, ba ba ba pum And now I’m number You know I’m not the same And now I’m number You, you know, you know I’m not the same, baby You, you know, you know I’m not the same You know, you know I’m not the same You know, you know I’m not the same, go on Fingers Let's hear it for the medication bell You know I’m not the same You know, you know I’m not the same You know, you know I’m not the same Prrr, you know I’m not the same And I’m number You know I’m not the same And I’m number You know, you know I’m not the same and now I’m number You know I’m number three, you know I’m number two You know I’m number three, you know I’m number four Oh, you know I’m not the same, and now I’m number too You know I’m not the same, and now I’m number, what's up with you? You know I’m not the same, that's right?

Come Together

 

Come Together

(Come Together)

Here come four o’clock You know it’s time for dinner We’ve had kero bath times And now we’re dressed to the nines The bell is ringing Got to be so hungry it’s their appetite they’re bringing We’ve had our pill time Been in lockdown all morning We got almighty hunger Crave Coca-Cola He say I know you, you know me One thing I can tell you is you got to be free Come together, right now, all for tea Their tea production We got warm mush and gruel We got dessert sideboard We got cheese and crackers We got stockings up to his knee Sitting in his armchair he finds it so hard to see Come together, right now, all for tea We got steamed fish and We got mash potato We got glass of water We now out of kilter He say, "one and one and one is three" Has to wear a diaper in case of a pee Come together, right now, all for tea Oh Come together, yeah Come together, yeah Come together, yeah Come together, yeah Come together, yeah Come together, yeah Come together, yeah Oh Come together, yeah Come together, yeah

Something (In The Gravy Moved)

(Something)

Something in the gravy moved And it’s unlike my mother’s Something in the gravy moves me I don't want to eat and how You know it’s congealing now Somewhere in the sauce that grows And I need to keep it covered Something in the sauce that shows me I don't want to eat and how You know it’s congealing now You're asking will this gravy flow I don't know, I don't know You stick around, now it may show I don't know, I don't know Something in the way it cools And I have to remove the skin off it Something in the way it cools now I don't want to eat and how You know it’s congealing now

Ballad Of the Nursing Home

 

Ballad Of The Nursing Home

(Ballad of John And Yoko)

Waking up to the good morning bell I’ve made it through another night The nurse with the meds said, "You've got to get out of bed " You know, you’ve got to do what is right Christ, you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be Waiting for the dinner bell That’s where they’re gonna find me Finally made it down to the dining room Breakfasting on porridge and gruel The waiter called to say "You can eat it OK it will give you your daily dose of fuel" Christ, you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be Waiting for the dinner bell That’s where they’re gonna find me There’s nothing much to do in this home Watching Judge Judy during the week The Director , she said, "Say have you had your meds?" I said, "Its only peace were trying to seek" Christ, you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be Waiting for the dinner bell That’s where they’re gonna find me Saving up your money for a rainy day Livin' out your life in a nursing home Last night the wife said, "Oh boy, when you're dead You don't take nothing with you but your soul Think" Its four o’clock, it’s time for our dinner Eating more and more mash The residents say, "Why do we eat it this way?” Its just so your teeth never gnash Christ, you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be Waiting for the dinner bell That’s where they’re gonna find me Now our busy day’s finally over Time to have our nightly pills The nurse brightly said, “You’ve had your meds, time for bed Now you can sleep without moving still" Christ, you know it ain't easy You know how hard it can be Waiting for the dinner bell That’s where they’re gonna find me Waiting for the dinner bell That’s where they’re gonna find me

Old Brown Glue

(Old Brown Shoe)

I’ve got a love that's right But right is only half of what's wrong You know I love my wife Ever since she came along Now I'm sticking with this old brown glue Baby, I'm stuck with you I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same now I'm telling you You know you stick me up From where some try to drag me down And when I see your smile Repairing every broken frown Now I’m sticking with this old brown glue Baby, I'm so stuck with you I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same now When I'm with you And now that I’m old, I’m in the vicinity Of an aged care facility Not worrying what they or you say I'll live and love and maybe someday Who knows, baby, you may stick with me I may appear to be imperfect My love is something you can't reject I'm sticking faster than wallpaper If you and me should get the vapours Who knows, baby, you may stick me I want to stick with you Without it I’d rather not tempt fate We'll make a healthy bond I'm making sure that I'm not late Now I’m sticking with this old brown glue Baby, I'm so stuck with you I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same now When I'm with you I'm so glad you came here, it won't be the same now When I'm with you

New Tech

 

New Tech

(Get Back)

Jojo was a man who couldn’t get much older But he knew he couldn’t last ‘til someone tapped him on the shoulder And now he longs for the past New tech, new tech You can keep your fancy cell phones New tech, new tech And all those stupid ring tones New tech, Jojo Go home New tech, new tech Websites were something you squished with a broom New tech, new tech and a mouse you wouldn’t have in a room Oh, get back, Jo You can take your IPods , iPads and your tablets Listen and you’ll follow Back in my day you kept them in a cabinet And get them out to swallow Oh, new tech, new tech New tech, I’ll give up my car if I lose control New tech, new tech Did someone move the telephone pole New tech, new tech, woo, woo Go home Oh, new tech, yeah, new tech New tech , my marbles are still rolling Yeah, new tech, new tech But pretty soon the bells will be tolling Ooh Ooh, ooh New tech wherever— There’s data-storin’ on you, Like where you buy your shoes And such clothes as sweaters, Where you roam, whenever. New tech, new tech New tech the internet’s waiting online Oh, New tech, new tech New tech, oh yeah

Don't Let Me Down

(Don't Bring Me Down)

Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down Nobody ever loved me like she does Oh she does, Yes she does Though she loved me I can’t love her like she do Oh she do me, Yes she does Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down I'm in love with my Pfizer Don't you know it's gonna last It's a pill that lasts forever It's a pill that had reacts fast Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down And from the first time that she really done me Oh she done me, She done me good I guess Viagra’s really done me Oh its done me, Its done me good Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down I'm in love with my Pfizer Don't you know it's gonna last It's a pill that lasts forever It's a pill that had reacts fast Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down Don't let me down

Poor Food

 

Poor Food

(Hey Jude)

Poor food, it’s not so bad Its four o’clock and time for dinner Remember to let it into your heart, Then you can start to be a winner. Poor food don't be afraid. It was made to go and congeal there The minute you let it start to skin, Then you begin to make it better. And anytime you feel it’s stale, poor food, go pale Don't carry your food it’s a little older For well you know that it's a fool who blows it cool By making his food a little colder. Poor food won't let me down. Its four o’clock and time for dinner Remember to let it into your heart, Then you can start to be a winner. So let it out and let it in, poor food, begin, You're waiting for someone just to dine with. And don't you know that it's just gruel, poor food, you'll do, The dinner you need is getting colder Poor food it’s not so bad Take some sad meat and make it better. And when the gravy begins to skin, Then you'll begin to make it Better Better better better better better, oh. Na na na nananana, nannana, poor food Na na na nananana, nannana, poor food Na na na nananana, nannana, poor food Na na na nananana, nannana, poor food Na na na nananana, nannana, poor food

Confusion

(Revolution)

You see I’m in a state of confusion Well, you know I don’t want to face the world You tell me that there’s no solution Well, you know I don’t want to face the world When you say my brain cells are destructive Don't you know that you can count me out Don't you know it's gonna be all right? Don't you know it's gonna be (all right) Don't you know it's gonna be (all right) You say that there’s no real solution Well, you know It’s like nothing I’ve ever seen You ask me for a contribution Well, you know I’m not sure that I’m that keen But if you tell me that there are people with mind’s of potential That can help ease the burdens of dementia Don't you know it's gonna be (all right) Don't you know it's gonna be (all right) Don't you know it's gonna be (all right) You say it’s just a form of mind pollution Well, you know I’d just love to change my head You know I’m in an institution Well, you know I better free my mind instead But I go carrying pictures of my family now I can’t remember any of them anyhow Don't you know it's gonna be (all right) Don't you know it's gonna be (all right) Don't you know it's gonna be (all right) All, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all right All right, all right, all right, all right, all right

Aging Madonna

 

Aging Madonna

(Lady Madonna)

Aging Madonna, grandkids at your feet Wonder how you find time to have friends meet Who minds the kiddies when they’re off to work Or do you get them to help with housework Saturday night you’re visiting at a friend’s place Sunday morning and you’re sleeping in Monday you don’t recognise your face See how they run Aging Madonna, though kids have left the nest Wonder how you manage to feed the rest See how they run Aging Madonna lying on the bed Listen to the music playing in your head Tuesday afternoon some mail you’re sending Wednesday morning tea is jam and scones Thursday night your stockings needed mending See how they run Aging Madonna, grandkids at your feet Wonder how you find time to make friends meet

The Inner Bite

(The Inner Light)

Without going out of my door I can know it’s time for dinner When the dinner bell rings at four I could know the food of heaven The farther I’ve travelled The less one knows The less one really knows Without going out of your door You can know it’s time for dinner When the dinner bell rings at four You could know the food of heaven The farther one travels The less one knows The less one really knows Eat all without speaking See all without looking Do all without doing

Hello? Goodbye?

 

Hello? Goodbye?

(Hello Goodbye)

You say, "Yes", I say, "What" You say, "Stop" and I say, "No, no, no" Oh, no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", can’t hear a thing though I lost my hearing many years ago. I can’t hear high, can’t hear low You say, "Why?" And I say, "My eardrums don’t blow Oh, no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "What’s that" (hello goodbye, hello goodbye, hello goodbye) You don’t know why I walk on by when you say, "Oh hi." (hello goodbye, hello goodbye, hello goodbye) You don’t know why I walk on by when you say, "Oh hi." (hello goodbye Why, why, why, why, why, why, do you walk on by Oh, no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", can’t hear a thing though I lost my hearing many years ago. You say, "Yes", I think its clear Look at me I’m lip-reading here Oh, oh no! You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello" Hello-ooh! Hela, heba-helloa Hela, heba-helloa (cha, cha, cha) Hela, heba-helloa (wuu-hu) Hela, heba-helloa (hela) Hela, heba-helloa (cha, cha, cha) Hela, heba-helloa (wuu-hu) Hela, heba-helloa (cha, cha) Hela, heba-helloa (cha, cha) Hela, heba-helloa

I Took The Wrong Drugs

(I Am The Walrus)

I take drugs to help me sleep, to sleep deep And keep me altogether See how I zoom right out of my room To get my meds I'm crying Eating up my corn flakes Waiting for the pills to work Good morning nursey, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the egg man They are the egg men I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob See all the little pills sitting Pretty little pills all in a row All the same colour and shape, style and size, they’re confusing I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye I took hallucinogens instead of diazepam Now, I’m having strange and weird and vivid dreams I am the egg man They are the egg men I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the English rain I am the egg man (now good sir) They are the egg men (a poor man, made tame to fortune's blows) I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob (good pity) Health experts tell those choking smokers, Don't let Big Tobacco laugh at you. See how they lie. Those devils are bad guys, See how they lie. They're lying. Semolina pasta lacks the fibre of whole flour. It's elementary, stop eating dairy, Krishnas. Man, you need to hear me sing "milk does a body bad!" Don't listen to the egg man. Don't listen to the dairy man, I am the egg man They are the egg men I took the wrong drugs Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo Joob, joob, jooba Jooba, jooba, jooba Joob, jooba Joob, jooba Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper (jooba, jooba) Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Everybody's got one (stick it up your jumper) Everybody's got one (umpa, umpa) Slave Thou hast slain me Villain, take my purse If I ever Bury my body The letters which though find'st about me To Edmund Earl of Gloucester Seek him out upon the British Party O untimely death I know thee well A serviceable villain, as duteous to the vices of thy mistress As badness would desire What goes on in my head? Just more gibberish, rest you

All You Need Is Drugs

 

All You Need is Drugs

(All You Need Is Love)

Drugs,drugs, drugs Drugs, drugs, drugs Drugs, drugs, drugs There's something you can take to cure your ache Something you can drink to stay awake Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play at your age It's easy Nothing you can make that can't be made Nothing you can crave that can't be craved Nothing you can do, but as long as it’s been prescribed It's easy All you need is drugs All you need is drugs All you need is drugs, drugs Drugs are all you need Drugs,drugs, drugs Drugs, drugs, drugs Drugs, drugs, drugs All you need is drugs All you need is drugs All you need is drugs, drugs Drugs are all you need There's nothing in your head that’ll leave you dead Nothing left that needs to be said There's nowhere you can be but at the nursing home with me It's easy All you need is drugs All you need is drugs All you need is drugs, drugs Drugs are all you need All you need is drugs (Altogether now) All you need is drugs (Everybody) All you need is drugs, drugs Drugs are all you need Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs arecall you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Drugs are all you need (drugs are all you need) Yesterday (drugs are all you need) Whoa Drugs are all you need Drugs are all you need (oh yeah) Drugs are all you need (She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah) (She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah) (Drugs are all you need) (Drugs are all you need...)

Baby's Got a Rich Man

(Baby You're A Rich Man)

He takes you holidaying in Cannes With all of the beautiful people At the movies you are the star What do you want to be Travelling in his black shiny car? Far as the eye can see How does it feel to be One of the beautiful people Jetsetting from one place to another But I see you don’t care Hanging out with boys he thinks are your brothers This eighty year old millionaire Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man, too You’re often asked if you would switch But that wouldn’t happen cause he’s far too rich No thought to ditch Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man, too How does it feel to be One of the beautiful people And you couldn’t care less What’s better than an old millionaire Well that’s a young millionairess And I’m nearly there, yes Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man, too You’re often asked if you would switch But that wouldn’t happen cause he’s far too rich No thought to ditch Baby, baby, got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man, too (oh) Baby’s got a rich man

Baby’s got a rich man (baby) Baby’s got a rich man, too Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man Baby’s got a rich man, too

Memory Lane

 

Memory Lane

(Penny Lane)

Memory Lane, and Grandma‘s showing photographs To everyone she happens to meet When she’s down the street They’re in an album neat On the corner sits Grandpa with his motorcar And he sits there waiting for Grandma at the shops And yet she always calls him Pops, again and again Very strange Memory Lane is in my ears and in my eyes Wet beneath the blue suburban skies I sit and meanwhile back in Memory Lane, Grandpa potters in his garden shed And his garden is always very green He likes to keep his garden clean It's clean and green Memory Lane, is in my ears and in my eyes Grandma’s lemon meringue pies In summer, meanwhile back Behind the shelter in the middle of a roundabout Grandma is selling poppies from a tray And though she feels as if she's in a play She is anyway Memory Lane, Grandpa goes cruising in his motorcar We see that Grandma’s sitting waiting for him And then, then she calls out “Hey Pops!” again and again Very strange Memory Lane is in my ears and in my eyes There beneath the blue suburban skies I sit and meanwhile back Memory Lane is in my ears and in my eyes There beneath the blue suburban skies Memory Lane

Macquarie Fields Forever

(Strawberry Fields Forever)

First you take your meds Then it’s time for bed Macquarie Fields Not sure what’s real Or just what is an illusion Macquarie Fields forever No one stays for afternoon tea I mean, I’m not sure, just don’t know That is, you can't, you know, tune in but it's all right That is, I think it's not too bad First you take your meds Then it’s time for bed Macquarie Fields Not sure what’s real Or just what is an illusion Macquarie Fields forever Living is easy in the nursing home But it’s getting so much harder to see And your hearing‘s getting harder but still it all works out It doesn't matter much to me First you take your meds Then it’s time for bed Macquarie Fields Not sure what’s real Or just what is an illusion Macquarie Fields forever Always, no sometimes, think it's me But you know I’m not sure if it's a dream I’m confused, I mean a... yes But it's all wrong That is, I think I disagree First you take your meds Then it’s time for bed Macquarie Fields Not sure what’s real Or just what is an illusion Macquarie Fields forever Macquarie Fields forever Macquarie Fields forever

Mellow Submarine

 

Mellow Submarine

(Yellow Submarine)

In the town where I was born Lived a man who failed to see That he had spent all his life In the land of submarines We spent our days in the sun 'Til he said come join my scene So we lived beneath the waves In our mellow submarine We all live in a mellow submarine Mellow submarine, mellow submarine We all live in a mellow submarine Mellow submarine, mellow submarine And our friends are all senior And I, myself am eighty-four And the band begins to play We all live in a mellow submarine Mellow submarine, mellow submarine We all live in a mellow submarine Mellow submarine, mellow submarine Full steam ahead, Mister Boatswain, full steam ahead Full steam ahead it is, Sergeant (Cut the cable, drop the cable) Aye-aye, sir, aye-aye Captain, captain Now we live a life of pills (a life of pills) Helps to keep us (helps to keep us) And our minds chill (and our minds chill ) Pills of blue (sky of blue) And some of green (sea of green) In our mellow (in our mellow) Submarine (submarine, aha) We all live in a mellow submarine A mellow submarine, mellow submarine We all live in a mellow submarine A mellow submarine, mellow submarine We all live in a mellow submarine Mellow submarine, mellow submarine We all live in a mellow submarine Mellow submarine, mellow submarine

Eleanor's Wrinkly

(Eleanor Rigby)

Ah, look at all the wrinkly people Ah, look at all the wrinkly people Eleanor’s wrinkly Her skin is as dry as a parchment in the sun What has she done Waits at the window Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door She’s eighty-four? All the wrinkly people Where do they all come from? All the wrinkly people Where do they all belong? Eleanor‘s wrinkly Spent all her life at the beach or a suntanning bed She’s soft in the head Look at her working Moisturizing in the night when there's nobody there Why does she care? All the wrinkly people Where do they all come from? All the wrinkly people Where do they all belong? Ah, look at all the wrinkly people Ah, look at all the wrinkly people Eleanor’s wrinkly Got melanoma and she found there was no cure That’s for sure Eleanor’s wrinkly Died in the home and was buried along with her name Nobody came All the wrinkly people (ah, look at all the wrinkly people) Where do they all come from? All the wrinkly people (ah, look at all the wrinkly people) Where do they all belong?